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I’m well up for writing commissioned pieces on sex topics – health, social stuff or erotica, so do please get in touch if you’re looking for a smutwriter!


I’m afraid I don’t have the spare time or energy to do more than the very occasional sex toy review, and I get enough opportunities to do that through my existing network. I can’t really deal with the pressure, so I’m afraid that’s a no thanks.

No romantic/sexual approaches please. Not interested.

If you want a real-time response, you’re much better off getting hold of me on Twitter

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