In staunch defence of masturbation
A tribute to the incredible hotness of @rhubarbginn’s Only Fans
‘Procrasturbation: the strategy of having a wank to delay getting less fun things done’
I got ‘Doorways’ and ‘Natural Light’ on the April prompt selection wheels, which gave me quite a lot of scope, as long as I could manage, at some point, to get out of bed early enough to take advantage of it.
Blowjobbing; a lip-smacking narrative
I do it a lot, especially when I’m having a wank. Sometimes out loud. Talking *at* myself, is probably more accurate, just to hear the words said in my direction. Hot.
That’s what I get for being so insatiable
A fleeting fantasy featuring household pervertables
An invitation to make a mess