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I Don’t Really Like Spunk

Content Notes: I’ve written a bit about disordered eating here, so you may want to skip this one if that’s a trigger for you.


I don’t really like spunk

There. I wrote it out loud. I feel slightly ashamed of this, after all, what’s not to love about that creamy, salty splatter of joy?

Well, there’s the consistency. It’s…. not my favourite thing. If I were forced at gunpoint to swallow a mouthful of jizz or an oyster, I think I’d literally eat the bullet instead.

I don’t mind the taste – it’s not one of my favourites and I much prefer my own to anyone else’s, but the flavouring of a person’s tadpole juice itself is usually neutral enough to stay under my freakout radar (although less so when laced with the bitter tang of coffee. I can always tell). The thing about the taste though, is that I associate it with the sensation of having a microscopically wriggly soup of proteins, sugars and other interesting ingredients pooling in my mouth and – yeeeurrrgghhhhh, sorry.

I actually quite like the smell – fresh and clean on skin, or musky and tangy in my knickers, I associate it with excitement and intimacy. It makes me horn[y|ier], not anxious.

But the feel – oh dear. I can deepthroat for long minutes at a time and keep control over my gag reflex, but my chances of doing so for 10 seconds of jizzspasm are about…1 in 3. (And yes, I have puked over a freshly-sucked-dry cock, which is the most awkward and manky thing to deal with. Totally kills the afterglow.)

If I gulp it down quick enough, I can sometimes suppress the instinctive heave that follows, but with every second it stays in my mouth, I become exponentially more squicked out.

I had very disordered eating as a child (AFRID) , and while I’m very, very, much better now; there are still some things that I can’t put in my mouth without having a meltdown. Jelly, for example (that’s Jell-O to you USian folks. Jam is fine), or raw apples (*internal screaming*). Jizz pushes the same button marked “PANIC” in my brain. I can just about deal with it if I do so quickly, but if I miss that split-second opportunity, then it must be evicted. Now, I’m happy to drool it over my tits and rub it on with a sultry smile. I have no objections to letting it run over my lower lip, down my chin while I hold the gaze of its distributor. I’d be pleased to have it smeared across my face. Ingestion? *Noperocket*.

It’s weird, because I love jizz when it’s dripping from my cunt, or pattering down on my tits, or smeared in my knickers. That’s ornamentation, and I wear it with glee. I love the idea of jizz, and I certainly enjoy the sort of activities that tend to lead to its appearance. I just…don’t like a lot of it in my mouth. And I really don’t like it going down my throat.

I feel bad about this, I do. I know it’s irrational. I know that if I were the purveyor of the spunk, my feelings might be a bit hurt at the reaction to my offering. I’m sorry.

I do love giving blowjobs though, so there’s still that…

6 thoughts on “I Don’t Really Like Spunk

  1. So I’m similar. I don’t like it in my mouth but I love it when my partner comes on my stomach when we’re engaging in mutual masturbation. It’s just so hot. On my body (not face!), or in my vag but NO to the mouth.

    I wrote my first Masturbation Monday post here! So excited to be doing this y’all. What do you think of Spunk lube? Does it gross you out? I just got it for review and I love it! I love the feeling and look and I love that it doesn’t taste like cum.

    https://onherback.com/2020/04/14/masturbation-monday-my-reviewing-process/

  2. Hahaha, there you said it and you felt slightly ashamed of it? It made me chuckle in that I think it’s so normal to dislike it. I think there are quite a few people who feel the same way.

    1. It’s like any other form or genre of entertainment, people have differing tastes, some aren’t interested at all, others regard it with horror. 🤷🏽‍♀️ it’s been with humanity as long as civilisation has existed, we might as well face up to the realisation that it’s not going away and make it safer for everyone involved

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