The other day it was #NationalNudeDay and I joined in with a pic of me that makes me smile – because it looks like a smile!
An admirer who has requested to remain anonymous asked me if they could turn my picture into erotic art….by splattering it with their jizz.
“Hot damn!” I said. “That sounds amazing!”
And it is. For your delectation and delight, I present “Decorating Rosie”